Shit music, apparently.
I don't want to pick on Warped Tour (Yes I do.), but they really do unleash some horrible shit upon the masses. I guess they're just a vessel, but some Neville Chamberlain comparisons come to mind (look it up).
Makes sense if you get the reference.
If you're like me, you like your music filled with pop punk hooks, lyrics filled with undue teenage melodrama, only mildly distorted guitars, and enough autotune to drown Akon!
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(DON'T YOU LOVE SARCASM?!?!?!?)
Anyway, if you're over the age of 13 and/or male and you listen to this shit, you need to put your head/balls in a meat grinder/deep fryer!
And they just put out a new album!
Live it up, Paramore. Soon, your fans are going to grow some pubes, and you'll be on the wrong side of 30 and still be singing about high school. It happens to pretty much everyone that's been on Warped Tour. Save yourself the embarrassment, pack it in and just call it a day, alright? Because at the end of the day, what is your music good for?
Except of course, being the soundtrack for sparkly, pretty teenage abstinence vampires (not) fucking each other.
And for those of you who think I've been too hard on poor little Paramore (all three of you), just remember, I could have gone with the obvious and just called them Parawhore. Instead, I took the high road and compared them to Hitler. You're welcome.
A little more proof. Sieg Heil!
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